I stare at all the books on the shelf
On how to help or better myself
Lot of good they've done another one's gone to hell
Hmm I've been jilted again he packed his bags and left whistling a happy song
I jumped through hoops to keep that man oh how did I get it so wrong
I tried new positions
I learned his friends names
I made myself sit through football games
Been jilted been jilted again
So this is when self pity sets in
And ominous predictions begin
Will I end my days alone and reaching for the gin wah wah wah wah
Talking to myself and the cat weeping at the drop of a hat
Oh for goodness sake
I can do better than that
Hhmm I've been jilted again he packed his bags and left whistling a happy song
I jumped through hoops to keep that man oh how did I get it so wrong
I tried new positions
I learned his friends names
I made myself sit through football games
Been jilted been jilted again
Wah pow wah, paw paw wah pah dah dah ooh ah ooh wah ooh wah wah wah
Pah ooh wah ooh wah ooh wah ooh wah
Pah ooh wah ooh wah ooh wah, wah
Well things are gonna change from now on
I think those self help books are a con
So be sure next time my geisha ways will all be gone
Oh try to please and always be nice
Oh trust the Cosmo quiz for advice
I'll just be myself and see if that will suffice
Hmm I've been jilted again but hey good riddance
I don't think that he was meant for me
I jumped through hoops to keep that man
But now he's gone
I'm finally free
To try new ambitions and learn new friends names
And wash my hair through those football games
Been jilted good riddance been jilted again
Wah pow wah, paw paw wah pah dah dah ooh wah ooh wah ooh wah wah wah
Pah ooh wah ooh wah ooh wah ooh wah
Pah ooh wah ooh wah ooh wah, wah
Wah pow wah, paw paw wah pah dah dah ooh wah ooh wah ooh wah wah ooh wah
Pah ooh wah ooh wah ooh wah ooh wah
Pah ooh wah ooh wah ooh wah, wah
Wah pow wah, paw paw wah pah dah dah ooh wah ooh wah ooh wah wah ooh wah
Pah ooh wah ooh wah ooh wah ooh wah
Pah ooh wah ooh wah ooh wah, wah
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