Say, Kate
Can I ask you a question?
Sure
Well, you know Trekkie
Monster upstairs?
Uh uh
Well, he's Trekkie Monster and you're Kate Monster
Right
You're both Monsters
Yeah
Are you two related?
What?
Princeton, I'm surprised at you
I find that racist
Oh, well I'm sorry
I was just asking
Well, it's a touchy subject
No, not all monsters are related
What are you trying to say, uh that we all look the same to you
No, no, no, no
Oh, not at all
Oh I'm sorry
I guess that was a little racist
I should say so
You should be much more careful when you're talking about the sensitive subject of race
What?
Well, look who's talking
What do you mean
What about that special Monster school you told me about
What about it
Well could someone like me go there
No
We don't want people like you
Ha ha ha ha ha you see
You're a little bit racist
Well, you're a little bit too
I guess we're both a little bit racist
Admitting it is not an easy thing to do
But I guess it's true
Between me and you
I think everyone's a little bit racist sometimes
Doesn't mean we go around committing hate crimes
Look around and you will find no one's really color blind
Maybe it's a fact we all should face
Everyone makes judgments based on race
No, not big judgments like who to hire or who to buy a newspaper from
No
No, just little judgments like thinking that Mexican busboys should learn to speak goddamn English, right
Everyone's a little bit racist today
So, everyone's a little bit racist, okay
Ethnic jokes might be uncouth but you laugh because they're based on truth
Don't take them as personal attacks
Everyone enjoys them so relax
All right, stop me if you've heard this one
Okay
Alright there's a plane going down
Uh uh there's only one parachute and there's a rabbi, a priest and a black guy
Yeah
What you talkin' about Kate?
Uh
You were telling a black joke
Well, sure, Gary, but lots of people tell black jokes
I don't
Well, of course you don't, you're black
But I bet you tell
Polack jokes, right
Well, sure I do, ha ha those stupid Polacks
Now, don't you think that's a little racist, uh
Well damn, I guess you're right
You're a little bit racist
Well, you're a little bit too
We're all a little bit racist
I think that I would have to agree with you
We're glad you do
It's sad but true
Everyone's a little bit racist, all right
All right, all right all right
Bigotry has never been exclusively white
If we all could just admit that we are racist a little bit
Even though we all know that it's wrong
Maybe it would help us get along
Oh, Christ, do I feel good
Now there was a fine upstanding black man
Eh eh eh
Who?
Jesus Christ
But Gary, Jesus was white
No, Jesus was black
No, Jesus was white
No, I'm pretty sure
Jesus was black
Guys, guys
Jesus was Jewish
Ah ah ah ah ah ah
Ah ah ah ah ah
Hey guys
What are you laughing about?
Racism
Cool
Brian, come back here
You take out lecycuraburs
What's that mean?
Hum, recyclables
Hey, don't laugh at her
How many languages do you speak?
Oh, come off it, Brian
Everyone's a little bit racist
I'm not
Oh no
Nope, uh
How many Oriental wives have you got?
What
Brian
Brian, buddy, where you been
The term is Asian-American
I know you are no intending to be
But calling me Oriental offensive to me
I'm sorry, honey
I love you
And I love you
But you're racist, too
Yeah
I know
The Jews have all the money and the whites have all the power
And I'm always in taxi cab with driver who no shower
Me too
Me too
I can't even get a taxi
Everyone's a little bit racist it's true
But everyone is just about as racist as you
If we all could just admit that we are racist a little bit
And everyone stopped being so PC
Maybe we could live in harmony
Everyone's a little bit lacist
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