I wanna tell you about my mountain home
Where all the ladies names are Joan
Where husband works back late at night
Hopes are up for the trousers down
With the hostess on the business flight
Taxi in her Mercedes drive
I hope that driver's coming out alive
The garden it is Dorsettive that lady she's so corsetive
She's got fifteen ways to lead that boy astray
Thinks he's one and only but that lovely she's so lonely
She pumps him full of breakfast and she sends him on his way
What a sing song dance what a performance
What a cheap tent show oh no no no no no
Then boys light up the boys light up the boys light up
The boys light up light up light up
The boys light up the boys light up the boys light up
The boys light up light up light up up
Excitedly she opens the drawer mother's littles helper is coming out for more
Strategically positioned before the midday show
The back is arched those lips are parched repeated blow by blow
Later at the party all the MPs rave
'Bout the hummers she's been giving and the money that they save
To her it is skin lotion for his promotion too
That flat in Surfer's Paradise with the ocean view
What a sing song dance what a performance
What a cheap tent show oh no no no no no
The boys light up the boys light up
The boys light up the boys light up light up light up
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The boys light up the boys light up
The boys light up the boys light up the
The boys light up the boys light up
The boys light up the boys boys light up yeah
Light up my men
Woah all right
They're back so the boys light up
The boys light up the boys light up
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The boys light up all right
The boys light up the boys light up
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The boys light up let the boys light up
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The boys light up let the boys light up
The boys light up let the boys light up
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The boys light up let the boys light up
The boys light up let the boys light up
The boys light up let the boys light up the boys light up
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