If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
Well I'd buy you a house
I would buy you a house
And if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
Maybe a nice chesterfield
I'd buy you furniture for your house or an ottoman
And if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
Well I'd buy you a K car
A nice Reliant automobile
And if I had a million dollars
I'd buy your love
I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had a million dollars
You could help it wouldn't be that hard
If I had a million dollars
You know we could just go
Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere up there and and hangout
Yep like open the fridge and stuff and
There'll be foods
Laid out for us with little pre-wrapped sausages and things, hmm
They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Well can you blame 'em?
Uh yeah
And if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
But not a real fur coat
Well I'd buy you a fur coat that's cruel
And if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
Well I'd buy you an exotic pet
Yep, like a llama or an emu
And if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
Ooh all them
Well I'd buy you
John Merrick's remains crazy elephant bones
And if I had a million dollars
I'd buy your love
I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars
A we'd take a limousine 'cos it costs more
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to eat
Kraft dinner
Of course we would
But we would eat Kraft dinner we'd just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
That's right all the fanciest
Dijon ketchup
Mmm
Mmm
And if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
But not a real green dress
Well I'd buy you a green dress that's cruel
And if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
Well I'd buy you some art
A Picasso or a Garfunkel
And if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
Well I'd buy you a monkey
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
And if I had a million dollars
I'd buy your love
I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
I'd be rich
I'd be rich
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